2010-05-07
Original: 2010-05-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Boy: Grampa, what's the difference between love and lust?
Panel 2:
Grampa: True love is like finding a perfect unicorn, with its alabaster coat glistening in an autumn sunrise, waiting there just to be with you.
Panel 3:
(The boy stands silently, smiling.)
Panel 4:
Grampa: Lust is basically the same, only you get to f---k the unicorn.
Votey:
Header: "Fuck the unicorn" also useful as...
- Band name
- Cocaine euphemism
- Prom theme
Boy: Grampa, what's the difference between love and lust?
Panel 2:
Grampa: True love is like finding a perfect unicorn, with its alabaster coat glistening in an autumn sunrise, waiting there just to be with you.
Panel 3:
(The boy stands silently, smiling.)
Panel 4:
Grampa: Lust is basically the same, only you get to f---k the unicorn.
Votey:
Header: "Fuck the unicorn" also useful as...
- Band name
- Cocaine euphemism
- Prom theme
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a young red-haired boy in a blue shirt asks his bald, gray-bearded grandfather, "Grampa, what's the difference between love and lust?" Panel 2: the grandfather smiles and answers, "True love is like finding a perfect unicorn, with its alabaster coat glistening in an autumn sunrise, waiting there just to be with you." Panel 3: the boy stands alone against a purple background, grinning silently. Panel 4: the grandfather, now grinning widely, says, "Lust is basically the same, only you get to f---k the unicorn." Votey aftercomic: a list titled "'Fuck the unicorn' also useful as..." with three bullet points: band name, cocaine euphemism, prom theme.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.