2010-05-09
Original: 2010-05-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Green alien: OUR ZORBLAXIAN PORNO IS FAR MORE ADVANCED THAN YOURS! WE HAVE 19 ORIFICES, EACH MORE TABOO THAN THE LAST!
Red-haired woman: WHAT'S THE 19th?
Panel 2:
(Close-up on the alien's face, large black eyes, no dialogue.)
Panel 3:
Green alien (leaning in close to the woman): THE SAME PLACE BABIES COME FROM.
Votey:
(Close-up on the red-haired woman's face, looking disgusted.)
Woman: EWWW...
Green alien: OUR ZORBLAXIAN PORNO IS FAR MORE ADVANCED THAN YOURS! WE HAVE 19 ORIFICES, EACH MORE TABOO THAN THE LAST!
Red-haired woman: WHAT'S THE 19th?
Panel 2:
(Close-up on the alien's face, large black eyes, no dialogue.)
Panel 3:
Green alien (leaning in close to the woman): THE SAME PLACE BABIES COME FROM.
Votey:
(Close-up on the red-haired woman's face, looking disgusted.)
Woman: EWWW...
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A green big-eyed alien gestures while talking to a red-haired woman, boasting, "Our Zorblaxian porno is far more advanced than yours! We have 19 orifices, each more taboo than the last!" The woman asks, "What's the 19th?" Panel 2: An extreme close-up of the alien's blank, large-eyed face as it pauses. Panel 3: The alien leans in close to the woman and says, "The same place babies come from" — the joke being that on Earth that's the least taboo, ordinary thing. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the red-haired woman's face, grimacing in disgust as she says "Ewww..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.