2010-05-12
Original: 2010-05-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1
Bald man (the engineer): So, if a perfect duplicate of you is made, can you ever define in a meaningful sense which is the clone and which was the original?
Panel 2
Dark-haired man (the philosopher): Yep. Clone's the second one.
Panel 3
Engineer: Right, but they're the same atom for atom.
Panel 4
Philosopher: Yeah, 'cause the second one's a clone.
Panel 5
Engineer: But who's to say which came first?
Panel 6
Philosopher: The guy who came first?
Panel 7
Engineer: Man, that was easy. You guys have any harder ones?
Panel 8
Narration / caption: ...and engineers are now officially banned from all future philosophy conferences.
Votey:
A man wearing sunglasses replies to another man.
First man: Can we ever be certain an observation is true?
Sunglasses man: Yep.
First man: How?
Sunglasses man: Lookin'.
Bald man (the engineer): So, if a perfect duplicate of you is made, can you ever define in a meaningful sense which is the clone and which was the original?
Panel 2
Dark-haired man (the philosopher): Yep. Clone's the second one.
Panel 3
Engineer: Right, but they're the same atom for atom.
Panel 4
Philosopher: Yeah, 'cause the second one's a clone.
Panel 5
Engineer: But who's to say which came first?
Panel 6
Philosopher: The guy who came first?
Panel 7
Engineer: Man, that was easy. You guys have any harder ones?
Panel 8
Narration / caption: ...and engineers are now officially banned from all future philosophy conferences.
Votey:
A man wearing sunglasses replies to another man.
First man: Can we ever be certain an observation is true?
Sunglasses man: Yep.
First man: How?
Sunglasses man: Lookin'.
Alt text
A tall multi-panel comic showing a conversation between a bald man (an engineer) and a dark-haired man wearing glasses (a philosopher), shown in alternating close-ups. The engineer asks: if a perfect, atom-for-atom duplicate of you is made, can you ever meaningfully define which is the clone and which is the original? The philosopher flatly answers "Yep. Clone's the second one." The engineer presses that the two are identical atom for atom; the philosopher repeats that the second one is the clone because it's the clone. The engineer then asks who's to say which came first, and the philosopher answers "The guy who came first?" The engineer, satisfied, says "Man, that was easy. You guys have any harder ones?" A final caption reads: "...and engineers are now officially banned from all future philosophy conferences." Votey: a small extra panel where a man in sunglasses answers a questioner. Asked "Can we ever be certain an observation is true?" he says "Yep." Asked "How?" he answers "Lookin'." The joke skewers engineers giving blunt, common-sense answers that deflate elaborate philosophical questions.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.