2010-04-19
Original: 2010-04-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A shirtless man, grinning, lies next to a red-haired woman (seen from behind, only her head and shoulder visible). He looks down toward her chest.
Man: "OH WOW! IT'S LIKE BEING WITH TWO WOMEN AT ONCE!"
Caption below the panel:
Sex Tip:
There is no way to successfully compliment breast asymmetry.
Votey:
Header text: "WORSE..."
The same shirtless man, now drawn in a looser black-and-white style, grins and raises his hand to his mouth as if to keep talking.
Man: "IT'S LIKE BEING WITH THREE WOMEN AT-"
A shirtless man, grinning, lies next to a red-haired woman (seen from behind, only her head and shoulder visible). He looks down toward her chest.
Man: "OH WOW! IT'S LIKE BEING WITH TWO WOMEN AT ONCE!"
Caption below the panel:
Sex Tip:
There is no way to successfully compliment breast asymmetry.
Votey:
Header text: "WORSE..."
The same shirtless man, now drawn in a looser black-and-white style, grins and raises his hand to his mouth as if to keep talking.
Man: "IT'S LIKE BEING WITH THREE WOMEN AT-"
Alt text
A two-tone purple comic panel shows a grinning shirtless man lying in bed next to a red-haired woman, viewed from behind so only her head and shoulder are visible. He looks down toward her chest and says, "Oh wow! It's like being with two women at once!" A caption beneath reads: "Sex Tip: There is no way to successfully compliment breast asymmetry." Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white panel headed "WORSE..." shows the same man, grinning and lifting his hand to his mouth, continuing to dig himself deeper as he says, "It's like being with three women at-" cut off mid-sentence.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.