ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2010-04-23

Original: 2010-04-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):

Man with glasses and reddish hair (gesturing, agitated): AND JUDAS FAILED TO DEPOSIT THAT 30 PIECES OF SILVER, WHICH AT A 1% COMPOUND INTEREST RATE WOULD NOW BE WORTH 13.2 BILLION PIECES OF SILVER!

Other man (holding a book with a cross on it, looking dismayed): ...RIGHT... BUT THE POINT OF THE STORY IS -

Man with glasses (interrupting): HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER!

Caption below panel: Economists are no longer allowed on "BibleTalk."

Votey:

The man with glasses (close-up): AND WITH A WAVE OF HIS HAND, JESUS CALCULATED M3 PERFECTLY FOR ALL THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD.

Alt text

A man with glasses and reddish hair gestures emphatically while ranting: "And Judas failed to deposit that 30 pieces of silver, which at a 1% compound interest rate would now be worth 13.2 billion pieces of silver!" Beside him, a dismayed man holding a book marked with a cross tries to redirect: "...Right... but the point of the story is -" The first man cuts him off, shouting: "History's greatest monster!" A caption below reads: "Economists are no longer allowed on 'BibleTalk.'" In the votey (black-and-white close-up of the bespectacled man), he continues: "And with a wave of his hand, Jesus calculated M3 perfectly for all the nations of the world." The joke: an economist hijacks a Bible discussion, reframing scripture entirely through finance (compound interest, the M3 money supply).

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.