2010-04-16
Original: 2010-04-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young boy with red hair looks up admiringly at Superman, who stands beside him in his blue and red costume with the "S" emblem.
Boy: GEE, SUPERMAN! HOW DO YOU STAY SO VIGILANT? HOW DO YOU HEAR AND SEE EVERYTHING?
Superman: AMPHETAMINES, SON. DELICIOUS ALL-NATURAL AMPHETAMINES.
Caption (below panel): Still, it was better than that week where Superman was sponsored by Hustler.
Votey:
A loose, sketchy black-and-white line drawing of a man's face with a heavy-lidded, drugged or leering expression and a slight open-mouthed grin.
A young boy with red hair looks up admiringly at Superman, who stands beside him in his blue and red costume with the "S" emblem.
Boy: GEE, SUPERMAN! HOW DO YOU STAY SO VIGILANT? HOW DO YOU HEAR AND SEE EVERYTHING?
Superman: AMPHETAMINES, SON. DELICIOUS ALL-NATURAL AMPHETAMINES.
Caption (below panel): Still, it was better than that week where Superman was sponsored by Hustler.
Votey:
A loose, sketchy black-and-white line drawing of a man's face with a heavy-lidded, drugged or leering expression and a slight open-mouthed grin.
Alt text
A red-haired boy gazes up at Superman, who stands in his blue and red costume with the S emblem and a strained, intense expression. The boy asks, "Gee, Superman! How do you stay so vigilant? How do you hear and see everything?" Superman replies, "Amphetamines, son. Delicious all-natural amphetamines." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Still, it was better than that week where Superman was sponsored by Hustler." Votey: a rough sketchy line drawing of a man's face wearing a glazed, leering, half-grinning expression, implying Superman's drugged or lecherous state.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.