2010-04-13
Original: 2010-04-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title (across the top): "LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST"
The main comic is split into two side-by-side panels, each with a red header label.
Panel 1 — Header: DESIRED REACTION
A man with red hair in a green shirt smiles. A blonde woman with glasses, in a blue suit, sits nearby holding a notepad.
Man: "I'M GONNA GO CHANGE THE WORLD!"
Panel 2 — Header: ACTUAL
The same red-haired man smiles. The blonde woman buries her face in her hand, embarrassed.
Woman: "PLEASE PLEASE PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON."
Votey:
Header bar: ALSO.
A close-up of the red-haired man's face from below. A dispenser nozzle labeled "NACHO CHEEZ" is positioned over his open mouth, squirting nacho cheese into it.
The main comic is split into two side-by-side panels, each with a red header label.
Panel 1 — Header: DESIRED REACTION
A man with red hair in a green shirt smiles. A blonde woman with glasses, in a blue suit, sits nearby holding a notepad.
Man: "I'M GONNA GO CHANGE THE WORLD!"
Panel 2 — Header: ACTUAL
The same red-haired man smiles. The blonde woman buries her face in her hand, embarrassed.
Woman: "PLEASE PLEASE PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON."
Votey:
Header bar: ALSO.
A close-up of the red-haired man's face from below. A dispenser nozzle labeled "NACHO CHEEZ" is positioned over his open mouth, squirting nacho cheese into it.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic titled "Live every day like it's your last." Both panels show a smiling red-haired man in a green shirt with a blonde woman in glasses and a blue suit holding a notepad. The left panel, labeled DESIRED REACTION, has the man declaring "I'm gonna go change the world!" The right panel, labeled ACTUAL, shows the woman covering her face in embarrassment as she says "Please please put your pants back on." The joke: living like it's your last day looks less like noble ambition and more like deranged behavior. Votey (bonus panel) labeled ALSO: a close-up of the man's face tilted up with a dispenser nozzle labeled NACHO CHEEZ squirting cheese directly into his open mouth.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.