2010-03-29
Original: 2010-03-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Two green dinosaur scientists in white lab coats stand at a yellow table with a large red button on it.
Left dinosaur: HA! THE INTERUNIVERSAL TRANSPORTER IS COMPLETE!
Left dinosaur: GENIUS!
Right dinosaur: LET'S OPEN THE ASTEROID DIMENSION!
Caption below the comic:
Fun Fact:
Scientists destroy civilization every 65 million years.
Votey:
A dinosaur (drawn in rough black-and-white) speaks confidently.
Dinosaur: DON'T WORRY. I'M AN EXPERT.
Beside it, a crack opens and asteroids come hurtling through.
Two green dinosaur scientists in white lab coats stand at a yellow table with a large red button on it.
Left dinosaur: HA! THE INTERUNIVERSAL TRANSPORTER IS COMPLETE!
Left dinosaur: GENIUS!
Right dinosaur: LET'S OPEN THE ASTEROID DIMENSION!
Caption below the comic:
Fun Fact:
Scientists destroy civilization every 65 million years.
Votey:
A dinosaur (drawn in rough black-and-white) speaks confidently.
Dinosaur: DON'T WORRY. I'M AN EXPERT.
Beside it, a crack opens and asteroids come hurtling through.
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: two green cartoon dinosaurs in white lab coats stand at a yellow table topped with a large red button. The left dinosaur grins and says, 'HA! THE INTERUNIVERSAL TRANSPORTER IS COMPLETE!' and then 'GENIUS!' The right dinosaur, looking smug, says, 'LET'S OPEN THE ASTEROID DIMENSION!' A caption below reads: 'Fun Fact: Scientists destroy civilization every 65 million years' — a nod to the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): a dinosaur says reassuringly, 'DON'T WORRY. I'M AN EXPERT,' while right next to it a jagged crack tears open and asteroids come streaking through toward it.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.