2010-04-02
Original: 2010-04-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A smiling blonde girl with pigtails, hands clasped happily: "HOORAY! MORE RAINBOWS!"
A pink unicorn with a blue mane and golden horn vomits a rainbow from its mouth, eyes glazed: "HLGH! BLAAGHH!"
Caption (below panel): "I never felt too bad about Mr. Unicorn's alcoholism."
Votey:
A man holds out a bottle marked "XXX" (liquor) toward the unicorn, looking annoyed: "TAKE YOUR MEDICINE, ONE-HORN!"
A smiling blonde girl with pigtails, hands clasped happily: "HOORAY! MORE RAINBOWS!"
A pink unicorn with a blue mane and golden horn vomits a rainbow from its mouth, eyes glazed: "HLGH! BLAAGHH!"
Caption (below panel): "I never felt too bad about Mr. Unicorn's alcoholism."
Votey:
A man holds out a bottle marked "XXX" (liquor) toward the unicorn, looking annoyed: "TAKE YOUR MEDICINE, ONE-HORN!"
Alt text
A pink cartoon unicorn with a blue mane and golden horn vomits a stream of rainbow colors from its mouth, eyes glazed over, while making the sound "HLGH! BLAAGHH!". Beside it a cheerful blonde girl with pigtails claps her hands and exclaims, "HOORAY! MORE RAINBOWS!" A caption below reads: "I never felt too bad about Mr. Unicorn's alcoholism." The joke: the unicorn's magical rainbow vomit is actually drunken vomiting. Votey (aftercomic, black-and-white): a man holds out a liquor bottle labeled "XXX" toward the unicorn, looking exasperated, and says, "TAKE YOUR MEDICINE, ONE-HORN!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.