2010-03-26
Original: 2010-03-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An elderly, balding man with a white beard, wearing a bow tie and reddish jacket, holds a lit torch inside a cave. He is guiding two visitors (seen from behind) past the cave wall, where ancient paintings of a stick-like human figure and a large bison are illuminated by the torchlight.
Guide: "We believe it to be the very first 'yo mama' joke."
Votey:
Header text: EQUALLY SPURIOUS:
A smiling man, shown from the chest up, speaks.
Man: "It's a neolithic fertility cult."
An elderly, balding man with a white beard, wearing a bow tie and reddish jacket, holds a lit torch inside a cave. He is guiding two visitors (seen from behind) past the cave wall, where ancient paintings of a stick-like human figure and a large bison are illuminated by the torchlight.
Guide: "We believe it to be the very first 'yo mama' joke."
Votey:
Header text: EQUALLY SPURIOUS:
A smiling man, shown from the chest up, speaks.
Man: "It's a neolithic fertility cult."
Alt text
A bearded old man in a bow tie holds a torch inside a cave, guiding two visitors past prehistoric cave paintings of a thin human figure and a large bison. Caption: "We believe it to be the very first 'yo mama' joke." The visual gag treats the cave art as if the small stick figure beside the huge bison is an insult comparing someone's mother to the animal. Votey: under the header "EQUALLY SPURIOUS:", a grinning man says, "It's a neolithic fertility cult." — offering another overreaching academic interpretation of the same painting.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.