2010-03-25
Original: 2010-03-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A woman with brown hair leans over a man who is lying down with his head on a pillow. He is wearing a blue shirt; she appears nude.
Man: CAN WE NOT HAVE SEX TONIGHT?
Woman: I'M SORRY. I'M SAVING THAT FOR MY HUSBAND.
Votey:
Top panel caption: ME IN INTERVIEWS...
A bearded man gesturing while speaking.
Man: I TRY TO READ A LOT OF THING. MATH, SCIENCE, HISTORY, LITERATURE, PHILOSOPHY...
Bottom panel caption: ME IN REALITY...
The same man hunched over a desk, drawing.
Man (singing, with music notes around the speech bubble): DRAWIN' BOOBIES.
A woman with brown hair leans over a man who is lying down with his head on a pillow. He is wearing a blue shirt; she appears nude.
Man: CAN WE NOT HAVE SEX TONIGHT?
Woman: I'M SORRY. I'M SAVING THAT FOR MY HUSBAND.
Votey:
Top panel caption: ME IN INTERVIEWS...
A bearded man gesturing while speaking.
Man: I TRY TO READ A LOT OF THING. MATH, SCIENCE, HISTORY, LITERATURE, PHILOSOPHY...
Bottom panel caption: ME IN REALITY...
The same man hunched over a desk, drawing.
Man (singing, with music notes around the speech bubble): DRAWIN' BOOBIES.
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: a brown-haired woman, apparently nude, leans over a man lying on a pillow in a blue shirt. He asks, "Can we not have sex tonight?" She replies, "I'm sorry. I'm saving that for my husband" — implying he is not her husband and she'd rather not with him. Votey (aftercomic), two panels in a sketchy style: Top, captioned "Me in interviews...", a bearded man gestures and says, "I try to read a lot of thing. Math, science, history, literature, philosophy..." Bottom, captioned "Me in reality...", the same man hunches over a desk drawing and sings, with music notes around his speech bubble, "Drawin' boobies."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.