2010-03-31
Original: 2010-03-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair and glasses, wearing a yellow tank top, sits on an orange couch next to a shirtless man with red/orange hair in gray sweatpants.
Woman: WELL, TV SUCKS TONIGHT.
Man: YYYYYEP.
Caption (below panel, nature-documentary narrator style): Soon... the humans would mate.
Votey:
A hand-drawn list on a whiteboard/sign:
OTHER MATING CALLS:
- "Bored"
- "What'll you give me if I do dishes all month?"
- "Druuunk"
A woman with brown hair and glasses, wearing a yellow tank top, sits on an orange couch next to a shirtless man with red/orange hair in gray sweatpants.
Woman: WELL, TV SUCKS TONIGHT.
Man: YYYYYEP.
Caption (below panel, nature-documentary narrator style): Soon... the humans would mate.
Votey:
A hand-drawn list on a whiteboard/sign:
OTHER MATING CALLS:
- "Bored"
- "What'll you give me if I do dishes all month?"
- "Druuunk"
Alt text
A man and woman slouch together on an orange couch. The woman, in a yellow tank top with glasses and brown hair, says "Well, TV sucks tonight." The shirtless, red-haired man in gray sweatpants replies, "Yyyyyep." A nature-documentary-style caption underneath reads: "Soon... the humans would mate." The joke frames a bored, unromantic couch evening as an animal mating ritual. Votey: a handwritten list titled "OTHER MATING CALLS:" with the entries "Bored," "What'll you give me if I do dishes all month?" and "Druuunk."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.