2010-02-25
Original: 2010-02-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A man with red hair in a green shirt sits on an exam table in a doctor's office. A doctor with white hair and a head mirror stands nearby.
Man: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS WOMEN IF YOU CALL IT THAT? ISN'T THERE A COOLER NAME FOR A TINY-
Doctor: NO. THERE'S ONLY "MICROPENIS."
Panel 2: Close-up on the red-haired man, hand on chin, thinking.
Man: HMMM...
Panel 3: Caption: SOON... The man, now shirtless, sits beside a woman (seen from behind) and gestures dramatically.
Man: BEHOLD... THE SINGULARITY!
Votey:
Close-up on the shirtless red-haired man, smiling slyly.
Man: IT HAS THE MASS OF TEN MILLION QUARKS!
Man: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS WOMEN IF YOU CALL IT THAT? ISN'T THERE A COOLER NAME FOR A TINY-
Doctor: NO. THERE'S ONLY "MICROPENIS."
Panel 2: Close-up on the red-haired man, hand on chin, thinking.
Man: HMMM...
Panel 3: Caption: SOON... The man, now shirtless, sits beside a woman (seen from behind) and gestures dramatically.
Man: BEHOLD... THE SINGULARITY!
Votey:
Close-up on the shirtless red-haired man, smiling slyly.
Man: IT HAS THE MASS OF TEN MILLION QUARKS!
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A red-haired man in a green shirt sits on an exam table; a doctor with a head mirror stands beside him. The man asks, "How am I supposed to impress women if you call it that? Isn't there a cooler name for a tiny-" The doctor replies, "No. There's only 'micropenis.'" Panel 2: The man, hand on chin, thinks: "Hmmm..." Panel 3: Captioned "Soon...", the now-shirtless man sits beside a woman and declares grandly, "Behold... the singularity!" — reframing his condition with the physics term for an infinitely dense point. Votey (aftercomic): Close-up of the shirtless man grinning as he adds, "It has the mass of ten million quarks!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.