2010-03-01
Original: 2010-03-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SEX PRANK #12
Panel (main): A bare-shouldered woman with long red hair is shown from the side, mid-act. A series of speech bubbles from her partner (offscreen):
Partner: OH GOD, OH GOD OH, I'M GONNA-
Partner: SQUIRREL.
Woman: SQUI- WHAT? WHY- OH! AH! AH! AH! AAH! AH! ...GODDAMMIT.
Caption (bottom banner): SAY SOMETHING UNEXPECTED JUST AS YOUR PARTNER PASSES THE POINT OF NO RETURN
Votey:
Title banner: POTENTIAL PITFALL:
Panel: A smiling person lying down, bare-shouldered, with two speech bubbles:
Person 1: SQUIRREL!
Person 2: OH! OH! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Panel (main): A bare-shouldered woman with long red hair is shown from the side, mid-act. A series of speech bubbles from her partner (offscreen):
Partner: OH GOD, OH GOD OH, I'M GONNA-
Partner: SQUIRREL.
Woman: SQUI- WHAT? WHY- OH! AH! AH! AH! AAH! AH! ...GODDAMMIT.
Caption (bottom banner): SAY SOMETHING UNEXPECTED JUST AS YOUR PARTNER PASSES THE POINT OF NO RETURN
Votey:
Title banner: POTENTIAL PITFALL:
Panel: A smiling person lying down, bare-shouldered, with two speech bubbles:
Person 1: SQUIRREL!
Person 2: OH! OH! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Alt text
A two-part SMBC comic. Main comic, titled 'SEX PRANK #12': a bare-shouldered woman with long red hair is seen from the side during sex. Her offscreen partner exclaims through speech bubbles, 'OH GOD, OH GOD OH, I'M GONNA-' and then suddenly says 'SQUIRREL.' The woman reacts in big jumbled text: 'SQUI- WHAT? WHY- OH! AH! AH! AH! AAH! AH! ...GODDAMMIT.' A caption reads: 'Say something unexpected just as your partner passes the point of no return.' Votey (aftercomic), titled 'POTENTIAL PITFALL:': a smiling bare-shouldered person lying down. One speech bubble says 'SQUIRREL!' and another replies 'OH! OH! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!' — the joke being that the random word turned out to be a turn-on.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.