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2010-02-20

Original: 2010-02-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Title: AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION KIT: MOST IMPORTANT ITEMS

1) STRONG CORD OR STRING
[A coil of brown rope tied in a loop.]

2) LUBRICANT
[A jar labeled "MAYO" (mayonnaise).]

3) NOTE TO LEAVE OUT IN CASE THINGS GO HORRIBLY WRONG
[A handwritten note inside a dashed-border box reads:]
Note: "Oh no! This animated rope has taken my clothes! I must try to stop it or perish in the attempt!"

Votey:
[A nude, anxious-looking person with long red hair and a worried expression, one hand clutched to their bare chest, a speech bubble overhead.]
Person: "YES MAYONNAISE!"

Alt text

A diagram-style comic titled "AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION KIT: MOST IMPORTANT ITEMS" lists three items, each drawn beside its label. Item 1, "STRONG CORD OR STRING," shows a coil of brown rope tied in a loop. Item 2, "LUBRICANT," shows a jar labeled "MAYO." Item 3, "NOTE TO LEAVE OUT IN CASE THINGS GO HORRIBLY WRONG," shows a handwritten note in a dashed box reading: "Oh no! This animated rope has taken my clothes! I must try to stop it or perish in the attempt!" — a cover story disguising the death as an accident. In the votey aftercomic, a worried-looking nude person with long red hair clutches one hand to their bare chest, looking distressed, while a speech bubble above them exclaims "YES MAYONNAISE!", reacting to the mayo-as-lubricant punchline.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.