2010-02-03
Original: 2010-02-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title/caption (top): RELATIONSHIP TIP: IF YOU EVER MAKE A CONFESSION TO AN ASTRONOMER, DO IT WITH A POSTER
Panel: A poster-style image of a spiral galaxy seen from an angle against a black, star-filled sky. An arrow points to a small spot on one of the galaxy's outer spiral arms, labeled: "PLACES WHERE I CHEATED ON YOU"
Votey:
Caption (top): BUT DON'T LET HIM ZOOM IN...
Panel: A zoomed-in, close view showing the exterior of a building. A sign on the building reads: "BURGER KING". A large arrow points down at the building's entrance/door (which has a small icon on it).
Panel: A poster-style image of a spiral galaxy seen from an angle against a black, star-filled sky. An arrow points to a small spot on one of the galaxy's outer spiral arms, labeled: "PLACES WHERE I CHEATED ON YOU"
Votey:
Caption (top): BUT DON'T LET HIM ZOOM IN...
Panel: A zoomed-in, close view showing the exterior of a building. A sign on the building reads: "BURGER KING". A large arrow points down at the building's entrance/door (which has a small icon on it).
Alt text
A two-part webcomic. Main panel: a title at the top reads "RELATIONSHIP TIP: IF YOU EVER MAKE A CONFESSION TO AN ASTRONOMER, DO IT WITH A POSTER." Below is a poster-like image of a spiral galaxy against a starry black sky. A tiny arrow points to a single dot on one of the galaxy's outer arms, labeled "PLACES WHERE I CHEATED ON YOU" — the joke being that on a galaxy-sized poster the cheating looks negligibly small. Votey (aftercomic): captioned "BUT DON'T LET HIM ZOOM IN...", it shows a close-up of a Burger King building with a big arrow pointing at its door, revealing the exact mundane location of the infidelity.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.