2009-12-26
Original: 2009-12-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A caveman with long brown hair and beard (left): "HEY, I BET I CAN DRAW 1,000 DICKS BEFORE YOU CAN DRAW 1,000 BOOBS."
A second caveman with long brown/red hair, beard, and a scaled animal-hide garment (right): "A GAME OF DICK-BOOB, IS IT?"
Panel 2:
Banner caption: "10,000 YEARS LATER"
A bespectacled man with red hair standing at a lectern: "WE BELIEVE WE'VE DISCOVERED A NEOLITHIC FERTILITY CULT."
Votey:
A hand-drawn list inside a thick black border:
"GAMES OLDER THAN CHESS:
- SENET
- GO
- MEHEN
- DICK-BOOB"
A caveman with long brown hair and beard (left): "HEY, I BET I CAN DRAW 1,000 DICKS BEFORE YOU CAN DRAW 1,000 BOOBS."
A second caveman with long brown/red hair, beard, and a scaled animal-hide garment (right): "A GAME OF DICK-BOOB, IS IT?"
Panel 2:
Banner caption: "10,000 YEARS LATER"
A bespectacled man with red hair standing at a lectern: "WE BELIEVE WE'VE DISCOVERED A NEOLITHIC FERTILITY CULT."
Votey:
A hand-drawn list inside a thick black border:
"GAMES OLDER THAN CHESS:
- SENET
- GO
- MEHEN
- DICK-BOOB"
Alt text
Two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: Two cavemen with long hair and beards. The first says, "Hey, I bet I can draw 1,000 dicks before you can draw 1,000 boobs." The second, wearing animal hide, replies, "A game of dick-boob, is it?" Panel 2: A caption banner reads "10,000 years later." A red-haired man in glasses speaks at a lectern: "We believe we've discovered a Neolithic fertility cult." The joke: their crude drawing contest gets mistaken by future archaeologists for sacred fertility art. Votey (aftercomic): A hand-drawn black-bordered note titled "Games older than chess:" listing Senet, Go, Mehen, and "Dick-Boob" — placing the cavemen's game among real ancient board games.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.