2009-12-25
Original: 2009-12-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A woman with long brown hair in a green tank top begins to speak excitedly.
Woman: WORLD PE-
Panel 2: The same woman looks down at herself, surprised, her speech cut off.
Panel 3: The view has zoomed in. Her breasts have grown enormously, filling the panel; she grimaces, pressing her face against them.
Panel 4: An extreme close-up of her now-gigantic chest in the green top.
Woman (from off-panel/above): YOU'RE A DICK.
Bottom panel banner: EARLIER...
A man in a blue shirt holds a golden genie lamp, grinning, seated across from the woman.
Man: AND THE GENIE SAID I COULD WISH FOR ANYTHING!
Votey:
A black-and-white panel of the same man, smiling slyly.
Woman (off-panel): HOW BIG DID YOU-
Man (interrupting): INFINITY!
Woman: WORLD PE-
Panel 2: The same woman looks down at herself, surprised, her speech cut off.
Panel 3: The view has zoomed in. Her breasts have grown enormously, filling the panel; she grimaces, pressing her face against them.
Panel 4: An extreme close-up of her now-gigantic chest in the green top.
Woman (from off-panel/above): YOU'RE A DICK.
Bottom panel banner: EARLIER...
A man in a blue shirt holds a golden genie lamp, grinning, seated across from the woman.
Man: AND THE GENIE SAID I COULD WISH FOR ANYTHING!
Votey:
A black-and-white panel of the same man, smiling slyly.
Woman (off-panel): HOW BIG DID YOU-
Man (interrupting): INFINITY!
Alt text
A color comic. A brown-haired woman in a green tank top starts to cheerfully say "WORLD PE-" (world peace), then stops and looks down at herself in alarm. The view zooms in as her breasts suddenly balloon to an enormous, panel-filling size; she grimaces, face pressed against them. An off-panel voice says "YOU'RE A DICK." A banner reads "EARLIER..." and a flashback shows a grinning man holding a golden genie lamp, telling the woman, "AND THE GENIE SAID I COULD WISH FOR ANYTHING!" The joke: he selfishly used the wish to inflate her chest while she was mid-sentence wishing for world peace. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): the same man smiles smugly. The woman starts to ask, "HOW BIG DID YOU-" and he interrupts, "INFINITY!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.