2009-12-23
Original: 2009-12-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Setting: a Roman-style bedchamber with red curtains and white columns. A shirtless dark-haired man reclines beside a dark-haired woman.
Man: EUGONIA STRIKES AGAIN!
Woman: THERE'S NO GODDESS OF EJACULATION.
Man: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Caption (below panel): Life was better before monotheism.
Votey:
A handwritten note on a plain white background:
DEAR INTERNET: I KNOW ABRAHAMIC RELIGION PREDATES ROMAN RELIGION. PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!
Setting: a Roman-style bedchamber with red curtains and white columns. A shirtless dark-haired man reclines beside a dark-haired woman.
Man: EUGONIA STRIKES AGAIN!
Woman: THERE'S NO GODDESS OF EJACULATION.
Man: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Caption (below panel): Life was better before monotheism.
Votey:
A handwritten note on a plain white background:
DEAR INTERNET: I KNOW ABRAHAMIC RELIGION PREDATES ROMAN RELIGION. PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!
Alt text
A single-panel comic set in a Roman-style bedchamber with red curtains and white columns. A shirtless dark-haired man lies beside a dark-haired woman. He says, 'Eugonia strikes again!' She replies, 'There's no goddess of ejaculation.' He asks, 'How do you know?' A caption below reads: 'Life was better before monotheism.' Votey: a handwritten note reading, 'Dear Internet: I know Abrahamic religion predates Roman religion. Please don't hate me!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.