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2009-10-30

Original: 2009-10-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with reddish-brown flame-like hair, snarling, lunges at a seated man wearing glasses and a blue shirt. He grips the seated man by the collar with a knife in his other hand.

Attacker: "I'M GONNA WEAR YOU LIKE A COAT! LIKE A..."
Attacker (trailing off): "WHAT THE-"

The attacker stabs the seated man with the knife, but the blade breaks against his body with a "snap!" sound effect. The seated man (the roommate) remains calm and unbothered.

Caption (below panel): "It was the most awkward possible way to find out your roommate is Superman."

Votey:
The roommate (the man with glasses, now drawn calmly) holds up a knife/object and explains himself.
Roommate: "IN MY DEFENSE, I DO, LIKE, 60% OF THE DISHES AROUND HERE."

Alt text

A single-panel comic. A man with wild reddish flame-like hair snarls and lunges at his seated roommate, grabbing him by the collar and stabbing him with a knife while shouting, "I'M GONNA WEAR YOU LIKE A COAT! LIKE A... WHAT THE-". The knife blade breaks against the calm, bespectacled roommate's body with a "snap!" sound effect; the roommate sits unbothered. Caption: "It was the most awkward possible way to find out your roommate is Superman." Votey: The bespectacled roommate calmly explains, "IN MY DEFENSE, I DO, LIKE, 60% OF THE DISHES AROUND HERE."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.