2009-10-30
Original: 2009-10-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with reddish-brown flame-like hair, snarling, lunges at a seated man wearing glasses and a blue shirt. He grips the seated man by the collar with a knife in his other hand.
Attacker: "I'M GONNA WEAR YOU LIKE A COAT! LIKE A..."
Attacker (trailing off): "WHAT THE-"
The attacker stabs the seated man with the knife, but the blade breaks against his body with a "snap!" sound effect. The seated man (the roommate) remains calm and unbothered.
Caption (below panel): "It was the most awkward possible way to find out your roommate is Superman."
Votey:
The roommate (the man with glasses, now drawn calmly) holds up a knife/object and explains himself.
Roommate: "IN MY DEFENSE, I DO, LIKE, 60% OF THE DISHES AROUND HERE."
A man with reddish-brown flame-like hair, snarling, lunges at a seated man wearing glasses and a blue shirt. He grips the seated man by the collar with a knife in his other hand.
Attacker: "I'M GONNA WEAR YOU LIKE A COAT! LIKE A..."
Attacker (trailing off): "WHAT THE-"
The attacker stabs the seated man with the knife, but the blade breaks against his body with a "snap!" sound effect. The seated man (the roommate) remains calm and unbothered.
Caption (below panel): "It was the most awkward possible way to find out your roommate is Superman."
Votey:
The roommate (the man with glasses, now drawn calmly) holds up a knife/object and explains himself.
Roommate: "IN MY DEFENSE, I DO, LIKE, 60% OF THE DISHES AROUND HERE."
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A man with wild reddish flame-like hair snarls and lunges at his seated roommate, grabbing him by the collar and stabbing him with a knife while shouting, "I'M GONNA WEAR YOU LIKE A COAT! LIKE A... WHAT THE-". The knife blade breaks against the calm, bespectacled roommate's body with a "snap!" sound effect; the roommate sits unbothered. Caption: "It was the most awkward possible way to find out your roommate is Superman." Votey: The bespectacled roommate calmly explains, "IN MY DEFENSE, I DO, LIKE, 60% OF THE DISHES AROUND HERE."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.