2009-09-29
Original: 2009-09-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with a yellow halo, long reddish-brown hair, beard, and a white robe with a purple sash (depicted as Jesus) throws a hard punch into the chest of an older bearded man in a white robe. A puff of smoke and a yellow impact star burst from the point of contact.
Speech bubble (from Jesus): BAM!
Caption below the panel:
Fun fact:
When Jesus said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone," he was talking about himself.
Votey:
Close-up of the same older bearded man, now leaning in with a smug, heavy-lidded expression.
Speech bubble: NOW... TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.
A man with a yellow halo, long reddish-brown hair, beard, and a white robe with a purple sash (depicted as Jesus) throws a hard punch into the chest of an older bearded man in a white robe. A puff of smoke and a yellow impact star burst from the point of contact.
Speech bubble (from Jesus): BAM!
Caption below the panel:
Fun fact:
When Jesus said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone," he was talking about himself.
Votey:
Close-up of the same older bearded man, now leaning in with a smug, heavy-lidded expression.
Speech bubble: NOW... TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.
Alt text
A webcomic. In the main panel, a figure drawn as Jesus (white robe, purple sash, yellow halo, long reddish hair and beard) throws a forceful punch into the chest of an older bearded man in a white robe, complete with a cartoon impact star and puff of smoke. A speech bubble from Jesus reads "BAM!" The caption beneath reads: "Fun fact: When Jesus said 'let he who is without sin cast the first stone,' he was talking about himself." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the punched older man, leaning in with a smug, droopy-eyed look, says: "NOW... TURN THE OTHER CHEEK."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.