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2009-10-01

Original: 2009-10-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (main comic):

A blonde woman (a teacher or mother) stands beside an easel diagram showing a cross-section of a pregnant belly with a fetus inside. She gestures toward the diagram while addressing a blonde child seen from behind.

Woman: "So you see, here's a little girl inside her mama's tummy."

Caption below the panel: "If we didn't go to sleep on time, Mom would threaten to eat us."

Votey:

Close-up, rough sketch style, of the diagram of the fetus inside the belly. The fetus is depicted with a frightened expression and a speech bubble.

Fetus: "HELP! HELP! IT HURTS SO MUCH!"

Alt text

A two-panel comic. Main panel: a smiling blonde woman stands next to an easel showing a diagram of a cross-section of a pregnant belly with a fetus curled inside. She gestures at the diagram while speaking to a blonde child seen from behind, saying, "So you see, here's a little girl inside her mama's tummy." A caption beneath the panel reads, "If we didn't go to sleep on time, Mom would threaten to eat us." The joke implies the cheerful explanation of pregnancy is paired with a sinister parental threat about being eaten. Votey (bonus panel): a rough black-and-white close-up of the same belly diagram, where the fetus now has a terrified face and shouts in a speech bubble, "HELP! HELP! IT HURTS SO MUCH!" — reframing the womb as a place of suffering.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.