2009-10-02
Original: 2009-10-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bearded man with red hair and glasses and a blonde woman sit up in bed together after sex. The man holds a cigarette and gestures.
Man: It wasn't lousy sex, it was a satire ABOUT lousy sex.
Caption below the panel:
Lesson Learned:
Don't sleep with your Literature professor.
Votey:
A handwritten list of how people in different professions would describe the sex:
PHILOSOPHER: Is there even such a thing as sex?
PHYSICIST: The sex was great in MY inertial reference frame.
ARTIST: Sex is really more about quantity, anyway.
A bearded man with red hair and glasses and a blonde woman sit up in bed together after sex. The man holds a cigarette and gestures.
Man: It wasn't lousy sex, it was a satire ABOUT lousy sex.
Caption below the panel:
Lesson Learned:
Don't sleep with your Literature professor.
Votey:
A handwritten list of how people in different professions would describe the sex:
PHILOSOPHER: Is there even such a thing as sex?
PHYSICIST: The sex was great in MY inertial reference frame.
ARTIST: Sex is really more about quantity, anyway.
Alt text
A bearded, red-haired man wearing glasses sits up in bed beside a blonde woman, both bare-shouldered after sex. Holding a cigarette and gesturing, he insists: "It wasn't lousy sex, it was a satire ABOUT lousy sex." The woman looks unimpressed. Caption: "Lesson Learned: Don't sleep with your Literature professor." Votey: a handwritten note listing how other professionals would spin the same encounter. Philosopher: "Is there even such a thing as sex?" Physicist: "The sex was great in MY inertial reference frame." Artist: "Sex is really more about quantity, anyway."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.