2009-09-30
Original: 2009-09-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (narration caption): "MY GIRLFRIEND AND I PLAY A GAME CALLED 'SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.'"
A dark-haired man sits up in bed with a laptop; a red-haired woman in a red top lies beside him.
Panel 2 (narration caption): "ONE PERSON SELECTS A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE, THEN THE GOAL IS TO GET TO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE LOWEST NUMBER OF STEPS."
The same two people lie in bed in the dark, faces close together.
Panel 3 (narration caption): "BUT SOMETIMES I JUST GET WEIRDED OUT."
The man sits at a computer on the left, smiling; the red-haired woman sits at a computer on the right, looking uneasy.
Man: "BLOOD PUDDING."
Woman: "ONE CLICK."
Votey:
A hand-drawn box at top reads: "BEAT THIS: CHEWBACCA IN 3 CLICKS"
An arrow points down to a second box showing the solution path (written mirror-reversed): CHEWBACCA -> FURSUIT -> HUMAN SEXUALITY -> SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
A dark-haired man sits up in bed with a laptop; a red-haired woman in a red top lies beside him.
Panel 2 (narration caption): "ONE PERSON SELECTS A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE, THEN THE GOAL IS TO GET TO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE LOWEST NUMBER OF STEPS."
The same two people lie in bed in the dark, faces close together.
Panel 3 (narration caption): "BUT SOMETIMES I JUST GET WEIRDED OUT."
The man sits at a computer on the left, smiling; the red-haired woman sits at a computer on the right, looking uneasy.
Man: "BLOOD PUDDING."
Woman: "ONE CLICK."
Votey:
A hand-drawn box at top reads: "BEAT THIS: CHEWBACCA IN 3 CLICKS"
An arrow points down to a second box showing the solution path (written mirror-reversed): CHEWBACCA -> FURSUIT -> HUMAN SEXUALITY -> SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panels 1 and 2 have narration captions: a man explains that he and his girlfriend play a game called 'Sexual Intercourse,' where one person picks a Wikipedia article and the goal is to reach the 'Sexual Intercourse' article in the fewest clicks. The two are shown lying in bed together in the dark. Panel 3 caption: 'But sometimes I just get weirded out.' The man sits smiling at a computer and says 'Blood pudding'; the red-haired woman at her own computer looks uneasy and replies 'One click,' implying she can connect even an innocuous topic to sex disturbingly fast. Votey aftercomic: a hand-drawn challenge box reads 'BEAT THIS: CHEWBACCA IN 3 CLICKS,' with an arrow pointing to a box showing the mirror-reversed solution chain: Chewbacca to Fursuit to Human Sexuality to Sexual Intercourse.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.