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2009-10-06

Original: 2009-10-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A clown with green hair, white face paint, a red nose, and a frilly orange collar leans back with eyes closed in apparent ecstasy, squeezing a small honking horn near his lap.
Sound effect: HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!

Caption (below panel): The worst part about sex with a clown is the orgasm.

Votey:
The clown, drawn in a rougher sketch style, looks distressed with one eyebrow raised.
Clown: "I'm sorry, baby. This time I'll go slower so... so... GHK!!"
Sound effect: HONKHONK HONKHONK HONKHONK

Alt text

A clown with green hair, white face paint, a red nose, and a frilly orange collar leans back with eyes closed in apparent ecstasy while squeezing a small horn near his lap, which blares 'HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!' The caption reads: 'The worst part about sex with a clown is the orgasm.' Votey: a rougher sketch of the same clown looking distressed, saying 'I'm sorry, baby. This time I'll go slower so... so... GHK!!' as the horn goes off again with 'HONKHONK HONKHONK HONKHONK.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.