2009-09-06
Original: 2009-09-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A close-up of a man with flame-like, spiky orange-red hair against a blue background. He wears a tan collared shirt with a dark teal tie, and has a worried or resigned expression. There are several small red marks (acne) on his forehead.
Caption below the panel:
Least Awesome Scenario: Acne
Most Awesome Scenario: Headbutt from Jesus
Votey:
A roughly-drawn figure with a crown of thorns and a beard (Jesus), eyes closed, leaning in. A speech bubble reads: "BOOYA!"
A close-up of a man with flame-like, spiky orange-red hair against a blue background. He wears a tan collared shirt with a dark teal tie, and has a worried or resigned expression. There are several small red marks (acne) on his forehead.
Caption below the panel:
Least Awesome Scenario: Acne
Most Awesome Scenario: Headbutt from Jesus
Votey:
A roughly-drawn figure with a crown of thorns and a beard (Jesus), eyes closed, leaning in. A speech bubble reads: "BOOYA!"
Alt text
Main comic: A close-up portrait of a man with spiky flame-like orange-red hair, a tan collared shirt, and a teal tie, set against a blue background. He has a worried, resigned look and several small red bumps on his forehead. Captions beneath read: "Least Awesome Scenario: Acne" and "Most Awesome Scenario: Headbutt from Jesus." The joke reframes the red marks on his forehead as possibly being not acne but the result of a divine headbutt.
Votey: A loosely sketched figure of Jesus, wearing a crown of thorns and with eyes closed, leans forward mid-headbutt while shouting "BOOYA!" in a speech bubble.
Votey: A loosely sketched figure of Jesus, wearing a crown of thorns and with eyes closed, leans forward mid-headbutt while shouting "BOOYA!" in a speech bubble.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.