2009-07-06
Original: 2009-07-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A balding man (seen from behind) stands at the doorway of a house, gesturing with an open hand toward a woman and a young boy standing in the doorway. The woman wears a pink top and purple skirt and looks unimpressed; the boy in a blue shirt stands beside her holding a bottle.
Man: COME ON! IT'S WORTH THIRTY GRAND! SHOP AROUND!
Caption (below panel): Apparently you can't pay child support with children.
Votey:
A rough sketch of a person with wild, flame-like spiky hair leaning over a desk, drawing, looking bleary-eyed.
Text (handwritten, above the figure): DRAWING COMICS AT 6 AM NO FUNNNNN...
A balding man (seen from behind) stands at the doorway of a house, gesturing with an open hand toward a woman and a young boy standing in the doorway. The woman wears a pink top and purple skirt and looks unimpressed; the boy in a blue shirt stands beside her holding a bottle.
Man: COME ON! IT'S WORTH THIRTY GRAND! SHOP AROUND!
Caption (below panel): Apparently you can't pay child support with children.
Votey:
A rough sketch of a person with wild, flame-like spiky hair leaning over a desk, drawing, looking bleary-eyed.
Text (handwritten, above the figure): DRAWING COMICS AT 6 AM NO FUNNNNN...
Alt text
A color comic panel shows a balding man, viewed from behind, standing at the doorway of a house and gesturing with an open hand toward a woman in a pink top and purple skirt and a young boy in a blue shirt who stand in the doorway looking unimpressed. The man says, "COME ON! IT'S WORTH THIRTY GRAND! SHOP AROUND!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Apparently you can't pay child support with children" — the joke being that he is trying to hand over his own child as payment instead of money. The votey (aftercomic) is a rough black-and-white doodle of a person with wild, spiky flame-like hair hunched bleary-eyed over a desk, drawing, with handwritten text above reading "DRAWING COMICS AT 6 AM NO FUNNNNN..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.