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2009-06-22

Original: 2009-06-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with red, flame-like hair (left) speaks to a brown-haired man (right). Both are shirtless against a purple background. The red-haired man holds his fists up in a defensive/awkward pose.
Red-haired man: "TEN A.M. SHARP, NINE MONTHS FROM TUESDAY!"

Caption (below panel): Sonya explains what she meant by “birth control.”

Votey:
A thought bubble.
Thought: "NO MORE DATING AT THE ASYLUM..."

Alt text

A single-panel comic. Two shirtless men stand against a purple background: one with red, flame-like hair on the left, the other with brown hair on the right. The red-haired man holds his fists up in a tense, awkward posture and declares, "TEN A.M. SHARP, NINE MONTHS FROM TUESDAY!" The caption beneath reads: Sonya explains what she meant by “birth control.” The joke: the unseen Sonya's idea of birth control is dictating the exact precise moment a child will be conceived/born, treated like a scheduled appointment, which unnerves the men. The votey (aftercomic) shows a thought bubble reading "NO MORE DATING AT THE ASYLUM...", implying one of the men is regretting dating someone met at a mental institution.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.