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2009-04-23

Original: 2009-04-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (caption banner): DOCTOR TIP: SOMETIMES, IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE TO BRAG

Panel 2:
A surgeon (a man with a head mirror and surgical apron) holds out a clipboard toward an elderly woman with gray hair and glasses, smiling.
Surgeon: THE OPERATION WENT PERFECTLY!

Bottom panel:
A close-up of the surgeon's face with his head mirror.
Surgeon: "UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR HUSBAND DID NOT SURVIVE."

Votey:
The surgeon leans in, grinning excitedly.
Surgeon: SERIOUSLY, YOU HAVE GOT TO CHECK OUT MY SUTURING!

Alt text

A yellow caption banner reads "DOCTOR TIP: SOMETIMES, IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE TO BRAG." Below, a smiling surgeon wearing a head mirror and apron proudly holds out a clipboard to an elderly gray-haired woman in glasses, saying "The operation went perfectly!" A close-up of the surgeon's beaming face follows with the line "Unfortunately, your husband did not survive." Votey: the surgeon leans in eagerly and adds, "Seriously, you have got to check out my suturing!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.