2009-04-19
Original: 2009-04-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man in a black suit and sunglasses stands behind a seated, overweight man wearing a stained white t-shirt and a headband with a red emblem.
Man in suit: QUICK! THE SPACE CORPS NEEDS SOMEONE WHO IS OVERWEIGHT, DOESN'T BATHE, AND SPENDS DAYS AT A TIME WATCHING ANIME PORNO ONLINE.
Seated man: YOU'VE FOUND YOUR WARRIOR.
Caption (below panel): Niche movies destroyed civilization almost immediately.
Votey:
A winged figure (an angel) sits in the foreground while a man stands behind looking concerned.
Man: WE NEED A GREAT WEBCARTOONIST TO IMPREGNATE ALL THESE MODELS.
Angel: AGAIN?
A man in a black suit and sunglasses stands behind a seated, overweight man wearing a stained white t-shirt and a headband with a red emblem.
Man in suit: QUICK! THE SPACE CORPS NEEDS SOMEONE WHO IS OVERWEIGHT, DOESN'T BATHE, AND SPENDS DAYS AT A TIME WATCHING ANIME PORNO ONLINE.
Seated man: YOU'VE FOUND YOUR WARRIOR.
Caption (below panel): Niche movies destroyed civilization almost immediately.
Votey:
A winged figure (an angel) sits in the foreground while a man stands behind looking concerned.
Man: WE NEED A GREAT WEBCARTOONIST TO IMPREGNATE ALL THESE MODELS.
Angel: AGAIN?
Alt text
Main comic, one panel: A man in a black suit and sunglasses leans in behind a seated, overweight man in a stained white t-shirt and a headband. The suited man urgently says, 'Quick! The Space Corps needs someone who is overweight, doesn't bathe, and spends days at a time watching anime porno online.' The seated man, looking smug and ready, replies, 'You've found your warrior.' A caption below reads: 'Niche movies destroyed civilization almost immediately.' Votey (aftercomic), black-and-white sketch: A man stands behind a seated winged angel and says, 'We need a great webcartoonist to impregnate all these models.' The weary angel replies, 'Again?'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.