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2009-04-21

Original: 2009-04-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Single panel:

A young man with orange flame-like hair, shirtless, sits in the foreground looking startled. In a doorway behind him stands an elderly man (referred to as "Grampa") with white hair, glasses, a green shirt, and suspenders, pointing accusingly.

Young man: GRAMPA!
Grampa: STOP! STOP THAT NOW!
Grampa: IT'S A FORM OF INCEST! ...THINK ABOUT IT!

Caption (below panel): Grampa strongly opposes masturbation.

Votey:

Two people sit at a table facing each other. On the left is the elderly man (Grampa); on the right is the younger person.

Grampa: DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT?
Younger person: NO!

Alt text

A single-panel comic. In the foreground a shirtless young man with bright orange, flame-like hair looks startled. Behind him, an elderly man with white hair, glasses, a green shirt and suspenders stands in a doorway pointing accusingly. The young man exclaims "Grampa!" The old man shouts, "Stop! Stop that now! It's a form of incest! ...Think about it!" A caption below reads: "Grampa strongly opposes masturbation." Votey (aftercomic): the two now sit at a table facing each other. The old man asks, "Did you think about it?" The younger person flatly replies, "No!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.