2009-04-25
Original: 2009-04-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman stands in a living room pointing a gun at a family seated on a couch (a man, and several children, including a small blonde girl). In her other hand she holds a red gas can labeled "GAS." She is shouting, then seems to catch herself in horror.
Woman: "I'M GONNA BURN EVERY ONE OF YOU ALIVE! EXCEPT THE LITTLEST GIRL — SHE HAS TO WATCH! SHE HAS TO... OH... OH GOD! WHAT AM I DOING?!"
Caption (below panel): "At some point in every woman's life she realizes she's become her mother."
Votey:
The same woman, now smiling sheepishly, addresses the family.
Woman: "SORRY GUYS! WALKING MIDLIFE CRISIS. RIGHT HERE."
A woman stands in a living room pointing a gun at a family seated on a couch (a man, and several children, including a small blonde girl). In her other hand she holds a red gas can labeled "GAS." She is shouting, then seems to catch herself in horror.
Woman: "I'M GONNA BURN EVERY ONE OF YOU ALIVE! EXCEPT THE LITTLEST GIRL — SHE HAS TO WATCH! SHE HAS TO... OH... OH GOD! WHAT AM I DOING?!"
Caption (below panel): "At some point in every woman's life she realizes she's become her mother."
Votey:
The same woman, now smiling sheepishly, addresses the family.
Woman: "SORRY GUYS! WALKING MIDLIFE CRISIS. RIGHT HERE."
Alt text
A woman stands in a living room brandishing a handgun at a family huddled on a couch — a man and several children, including a small blonde girl in the foreground. In her other hand she grips a red gas can labeled GAS. Mid-shout, her expression shifts to horror as she catches herself. Her speech bubble reads: "I'm gonna burn every one of you alive! Except the littlest girl — she has to WATCH! She has to... oh... oh God! What am I doing?!" A caption below reads: "At some point in every woman's life she realizes she's become her mother." Votey: The same woman, now smiling sheepishly and a bit embarrassed, says: "Sorry guys! Walking midlife crisis. Right here."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.