2009-04-17
Original: 2009-04-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with red hair, standing behind a table, has just pulled away a red cloth to reveal two turtles stacked on top of each other.
Woman: "There are those who say homosexuality is a choice, and not genetic. To them, I say... behold! Gay turtles!"
Caption (below the comic): Pfft. She's reusing the ending from her "spice up your marriage" lecture.
Votey:
A close-up sketch of the same woman, grinning and gesturing.
Woman: "I have thousands of turtles, each gayer than the last!"
A woman with red hair, standing behind a table, has just pulled away a red cloth to reveal two turtles stacked on top of each other.
Woman: "There are those who say homosexuality is a choice, and not genetic. To them, I say... behold! Gay turtles!"
Caption (below the comic): Pfft. She's reusing the ending from her "spice up your marriage" lecture.
Votey:
A close-up sketch of the same woman, grinning and gesturing.
Woman: "I have thousands of turtles, each gayer than the last!"
Alt text
A red-haired woman stands behind a table and dramatically whisks away a red cloth, like a magician's reveal, to unveil two turtles stacked one atop the other. In a large speech bubble she proclaims: "There are those who say homosexuality is a choice, and not genetic. To them, I say... behold! Gay turtles!" A caption below the comic reads: "Pfft. She's reusing the ending from her 'spice up your marriage' lecture." In the votey, a close-up sketch shows the same grinning woman gesturing as she adds: "I have thousands of turtles, each gayer than the last!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.