2009-04-15
Original: 2009-04-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A scene styled after Leonardo da Vinci's Last Supper. A bearded man in red and blue robes (depicted as Jesus) sits at the center of a long table, surrounded by the disciples. He looks irritated and is speaking.
Jesus: RED WINE WITH FISH? SERIOUSLY? WHY DON'T YOU JUST PEE RIGHT IN MY MOUTH? SERIOUSLY, DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW ANYTHING? HUH?
Panel 2: A red banner across the top reads "SOON..." Below, the same bearded man (Jesus) is shown crucified on a cross, arms outstretched.
Votey:
A red-haired person sits at a desk writing with a pen, smiling.
Thought bubble: COME ON, HATEMAIL!
Jesus: RED WINE WITH FISH? SERIOUSLY? WHY DON'T YOU JUST PEE RIGHT IN MY MOUTH? SERIOUSLY, DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW ANYTHING? HUH?
Panel 2: A red banner across the top reads "SOON..." Below, the same bearded man (Jesus) is shown crucified on a cross, arms outstretched.
Votey:
A red-haired person sits at a desk writing with a pen, smiling.
Thought bubble: COME ON, HATEMAIL!
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1 recreates da Vinci's Last Supper: a bearded Jesus seated at the center of the table among his disciples, looking annoyed, ranting: "Red wine with fish? Seriously? Why don't you just pee right in my mouth? Seriously, do you people know anything? Huh?" Panel 2 has a red banner reading "SOON..." and shows the same Jesus crucified on a cross, implying his snobbery got him killed. Votey: a red-haired person sits writing at a desk with a satisfied grin, thinking, "Come on, hatemail!" — the cartoonist baiting angry responses to the irreverent comic.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.