2009-04-13

A webcomic parodying Batman. In a single panel, an older bald butler with a mustache (an Alfred figure) has walked in on a blue-cowled costumed hero (a Batman figure) and exclaims, "Oh god, oh god, I'm so sorry! Are you —". The hero, looking caught and sheepish, interrupts: "No! I was looking at these naked lady videos to track down criminal scum! Wow! I'm finding so many leads, I forgot to wear pants!" A caption beneath the panel adds his flimsy excuse: "And this vaseline is to... grease the wheels of justice." The joke is the hero transparently covering for being caught masturbating to porn by framing it as crime-fighting. In the votey aftercomic, the hero's head is shown in black silhouette as he deadpans, "Those photos of your sister also represent justice."