2009-02-22
Original: 2009-02-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair and glasses lies surrounded by a dense crowd of nude or partially-clothed people.
Woman (in the crowd): "SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE!"
A man standing at the edge, looking on with alarm: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
Caption (below panel): Dad doesn't let me in the hologram chamber anymore.
Votey:
A man holding up a marker/pen near a drawing board speaks to a woman.
Man: "DOES DRAWING THIS COMIC MAKE ME GAY?"
Woman: "YES."
Man (cheerfully): "WooHoo!"
A woman with brown hair and glasses lies surrounded by a dense crowd of nude or partially-clothed people.
Woman (in the crowd): "SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE!"
A man standing at the edge, looking on with alarm: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
Caption (below panel): Dad doesn't let me in the hologram chamber anymore.
Votey:
A man holding up a marker/pen near a drawing board speaks to a woman.
Man: "DOES DRAWING THIS COMIC MAKE ME GAY?"
Woman: "YES."
Man (cheerfully): "WooHoo!"
Alt text
A square comic panel shows a woman with brown hair and glasses lying amid a packed crowd of mostly nude people pressed together. From the crowd a speech bubble reads "SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE!" A man at the right edge of the panel looks on in alarm and says "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" A caption below the panel reads: "Dad doesn't let me in the hologram chamber anymore" - revealing the orgy scene is a simulated hologram the woman conjured up while abstaining in real life. Votey (small black-and-white aftercomic): a man holding a marker near a drawing board asks a woman, "DOES DRAWING THIS COMIC MAKE ME GAY?" She flatly answers "YES," and he gleefully throws up his arm and cheers "WooHoo!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.