2009-02-19
Original: 2009-02-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A woman with brown hair (pink top) sits in front of a man with brown hair (white t-shirt) who is reaching toward her head from behind.
Woman: OW! WHAT THE HELL!
Man: WHAT?! BUT, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES AGO, YOU LIKED... I DON'T... MAKE UP YOUR MIND, WOMAN!
Caption below panel:
Note to self:
Hair pulling is not appropriate in all circumstances.
Votey:
A different scene, drawn in loose black-and-white line art. A man (left) reaches toward a woman (right) who recoils.
Woman: OW! STOP IT!
Man: OUTDOORS, TOO?!
A woman with brown hair (pink top) sits in front of a man with brown hair (white t-shirt) who is reaching toward her head from behind.
Woman: OW! WHAT THE HELL!
Man: WHAT?! BUT, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES AGO, YOU LIKED... I DON'T... MAKE UP YOUR MIND, WOMAN!
Caption below panel:
Note to self:
Hair pulling is not appropriate in all circumstances.
Votey:
A different scene, drawn in loose black-and-white line art. A man (left) reaches toward a woman (right) who recoils.
Woman: OW! STOP IT!
Man: OUTDOORS, TOO?!
Alt text
A color comic panel: a brown-haired woman in a pink top sits while a brown-haired man in a white t-shirt reaches toward the back of her head from behind. She yells, "OW! WHAT THE HELL!" He protests, "WHAT?! BUT, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES AGO, YOU LIKED... I DON'T... MAKE UP YOUR MIND, WOMAN!" The implication is he pulled her hair, having apparently done so pleasurably during an intimate moment earlier. A caption below reads, "Note to self: Hair pulling is not appropriate in all circumstances." Votey (a rough black-and-white line drawing): the same dynamic repeated outdoors as a man reaches for a recoiling woman who shouts "OW! STOP IT!" and he says, incredulous, "OUTDOORS, TOO?!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.