2009-02-20
Original: 2009-02-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A smiling woman with orange/red hair wearing a pink shirt, against a yellow background. A speech bubble points to her.
Woman: HONEY! LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN TO CHANGE DIAPERS!
Caption below the panel:
Best Case Scenario:
New Baby.
Worst Case Scenario:
Father-in-law moving in.
Votey:
Header text: WORSTER CASE.
A woman holds up a document/chart and speaks to someone off-panel.
Woman: WE GOT YOUR COLONOSCOPY RESULTS.
A smiling woman with orange/red hair wearing a pink shirt, against a yellow background. A speech bubble points to her.
Woman: HONEY! LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN TO CHANGE DIAPERS!
Caption below the panel:
Best Case Scenario:
New Baby.
Worst Case Scenario:
Father-in-law moving in.
Votey:
Header text: WORSTER CASE.
A woman holds up a document/chart and speaks to someone off-panel.
Woman: WE GOT YOUR COLONOSCOPY RESULTS.
Alt text
A smiling red-haired woman in a pink shirt against a yellow background cheerfully announces, "Honey! Looks like we're gonna have to learn to change diapers!" Below, a caption reads: "Best Case Scenario: New Baby. Worst Case Scenario: Father-in-law moving in." In the votey aftercomic, labeled "Worster Case," a woman holds up a medical document and says, "We got your colonoscopy results" — implying the diaper-changing in question is for adult medical reasons.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.