2009-01-16
Original: 2009-01-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Two men sit at a dinner table by the water, eating a meal. The man with red hair (Ted) holds a fork and speaks enthusiastically.
Ted: "WOW! WOW, THIS IS DELICIOUS. SUCCULENT. MAN, WAY TO GO, RANDY. WAY TO GO."
The bald, bearded man beside him replies.
Bearded man: "UH, HE CAN'T HEAR YOU, TED."
Caption (below panel): The cannibalizing suddenly got awkward.
Votey:
A hand-drawn tombstone in a barren landscape reads:
"RANDY JONES
1963-2009
BELOVED.
TENDER.
FLAKY."
Two men sit at a dinner table by the water, eating a meal. The man with red hair (Ted) holds a fork and speaks enthusiastically.
Ted: "WOW! WOW, THIS IS DELICIOUS. SUCCULENT. MAN, WAY TO GO, RANDY. WAY TO GO."
The bald, bearded man beside him replies.
Bearded man: "UH, HE CAN'T HEAR YOU, TED."
Caption (below panel): The cannibalizing suddenly got awkward.
Votey:
A hand-drawn tombstone in a barren landscape reads:
"RANDY JONES
1963-2009
BELOVED.
TENDER.
FLAKY."
Alt text
Two men sit at a dinner table beside the water, eating. The red-haired man, Ted, holds a fork and gushes: "Wow! Wow, this is delicious. Succulent. Man, way to go, Randy. Way to go." The bald, bearded man next to him says: "Uh, he can't hear you, Ted." Caption below: "The cannibalizing suddenly got awkward." The implication is that they are eating Randy, who is dead. Votey: A tombstone in an empty landscape reads "RANDY JONES, 1963-2009, BELOVED. TENDER. FLAKY." The epitaph doubles as a description of how he tastes.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.