2009-01-15
Original: 2009-01-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Setting: A courtroom. A blonde woman lawyer in a gray suit and glasses stands holding up a small brown anatomical doll. To the right, a red-haired person in a green shirt (seated, back to viewer) points at the doll. Behind a railing, two men (one bald with glasses in a green shirt, one in a suit) look on.
Lawyer (holding the doll): "WHERE DID MISTER ASHBY TOUCH YOU, SON?"
Red-haired person (pointing at the doll): "RIGHT... RIGHT THERE."
Caption (below the panel): My client was acquitted after it was shown he only touched the boy on this doll.
Votey:
A close-up line drawing of the bald man (Mister Ashby), shown smiling/leering, reaching out with both hands toward the small anatomical doll figure, touching it.
Setting: A courtroom. A blonde woman lawyer in a gray suit and glasses stands holding up a small brown anatomical doll. To the right, a red-haired person in a green shirt (seated, back to viewer) points at the doll. Behind a railing, two men (one bald with glasses in a green shirt, one in a suit) look on.
Lawyer (holding the doll): "WHERE DID MISTER ASHBY TOUCH YOU, SON?"
Red-haired person (pointing at the doll): "RIGHT... RIGHT THERE."
Caption (below the panel): My client was acquitted after it was shown he only touched the boy on this doll.
Votey:
A close-up line drawing of the bald man (Mister Ashby), shown smiling/leering, reaching out with both hands toward the small anatomical doll figure, touching it.
Alt text
A single courtroom panel. A blonde woman lawyer in a gray suit and glasses holds up a small brown anatomical doll and asks, "Where did Mister Ashby touch you, son?" A red-haired person seated in front of her (back to viewer) points at the doll and answers, "Right... right there." Two men watch from behind a railing. The caption below reads: "My client was acquitted after it was shown he only touched the boy on this doll." The joke is that the defense lawyer takes the doll demonstration absurdly literally to win acquittal. Votey: a black-and-white close-up of the bald defendant, Mister Ashby, smiling as he reaches out with both hands and physically touches the small anatomical doll.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.