ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2008-10-25

Original: 2008-10-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Title banner (yellow): NEED TO END A LONGTERM RELATIONSHIP?
-TRY HUMOR-

Panel: A woman with dark hair (red shirt) and a man with red/orange hair (blue shirt) face each other.

Woman: KNOCK KNOCK.
Man: WHO'S THERE?
Woman: I'M NOT CERTAIN I EVER LOVED YOU.

Votey:
The woman (now looking glum/uneasy) delivers another joke.
Woman: A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR, AND YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF TESTED.

Alt text

A webcomic with a yellow title banner reading "NEED TO END A LONGTERM RELATIONSHIP? -TRY HUMOR-". In the single panel, a dark-haired woman in a red shirt stands facing a red-haired man in a blue shirt against a purple background. She begins a knock-knock joke: "Knock knock." He plays along: "Who's there?" Her punchline is the breakup itself: "I'm not certain I ever loved you." Votey (aftercomic, black-and-white): the same woman, now looking glum, sets up a classic joke format that lands as another devastating revelation: "A man walks into a bar, and you should get yourself tested."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.