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2008-10-23

Original: 2008-10-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Title caption (top banner): HEALTH TIPS: DON'T SCHEDULE YOUR DOCTOR VISIT FOR A HOLIDAY

Panel: A doctor wearing a green Frankenstein-monster mask pushed up onto their forehead, white latex gloves, and an orange scrub top stands with hands raised in a theatrical pose. The patient lies on an exam table in the foreground, draped under a green sheet. Carved jack-o'-lanterns sit on a dresser in the background.

Doctor: IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SPOOKTACULAR PAP SMEAR!

Votey:
Panel: A smiling person wearing bunny ears holds up a decorated egg.

Person with bunny ears: HAPPY EASTER!

Alt text

A mock health-tip comic. A yellow banner reads "HEALTH TIPS: DON'T SCHEDULE YOUR DOCTOR VISIT FOR A HOLIDAY." Below, a doctor in an orange scrub top wears white latex gloves and a green Frankenstein-monster mask shoved up onto their forehead, arms thrown up dramatically. A patient lies draped under a green sheet on an exam table in front of them, and carved jack-o'-lanterns line a dresser behind. The doctor announces gleefully: "It's time for your SPOOKTACULAR pap smear!" The Halloween-themed exam is the joke. Votey: a person wearing bunny ears holds up a decorated egg and cheerfully says "Happy Easter!" — another holiday the doctor is apparently celebrating mid-exam.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.