2008-10-29
Original: 2008-10-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man and a woman sit together on an orange couch in a living room. The man (light hair, yellow shirt, shorts) gestures with one hand, looking exasperated. The woman (red hair, green shirt) sits beside him looking troubled.
Man: WHAT THE- SHE HAD A PROBLEM WITH LEAKY PIPES! HOW IN THE WORLD IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP?!
Caption (below panel): Dating a plumber has really ruined my porno watching.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man's face, still exasperated, speaking.
Man: HE DID NOT FIX HER PLUMBING! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?!
A man and a woman sit together on an orange couch in a living room. The man (light hair, yellow shirt, shorts) gestures with one hand, looking exasperated. The woman (red hair, green shirt) sits beside him looking troubled.
Man: WHAT THE- SHE HAD A PROBLEM WITH LEAKY PIPES! HOW IN THE WORLD IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP?!
Caption (below panel): Dating a plumber has really ruined my porno watching.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man's face, still exasperated, speaking.
Man: HE DID NOT FIX HER PLUMBING! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?!
Alt text
A man and a woman sit on an orange couch watching something off-screen. The man, looking baffled and gesturing, exclaims: "WHAT THE- SHE HAD A PROBLEM WITH LEAKY PIPES! HOW IN THE WORLD IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP?!" A caption below reads: "Dating a plumber has really ruined my porno watching." The joke: now dating an actual plumber, he can only see the literal plumbing implausibility in adult films instead of the innuendo. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the same man still ranting: "HE DID NOT FIX HER PLUMBING! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.