2008-10-22
Original: 2008-10-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: REASON #12 NOT TO DATE A POLITICIAN
Panel 1: A bedroom scene at night. A man with red/orange hair leans over a woman with long reddish hair lying in bed. He raises a hand as if making a proclamation.
Man: I AM UNILATERALLY DECLARING SEX!
Votey: A close-up of two people's legs and lower bodies tangled together under the covers, one person's foot pressing against the other.
Caption (jagged starburst): PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE!
Panel 1: A bedroom scene at night. A man with red/orange hair leans over a woman with long reddish hair lying in bed. He raises a hand as if making a proclamation.
Man: I AM UNILATERALLY DECLARING SEX!
Votey: A close-up of two people's legs and lower bodies tangled together under the covers, one person's foot pressing against the other.
Caption (jagged starburst): PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE!
Alt text
A webcomic titled "Reason #12 not to date a politician." In a dark bedroom, a red-haired man leans over a woman lying in bed and dramatically raises his hand, proclaiming, "I am unilaterally declaring sex!" — framing intimacy in the language of political/military decree. Votey aftercomic: a black-and-white close-up of two pairs of legs tangled together in bed, with a jagged burst caption reading "Pre-emptive strike!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.