2008-10-18
Original: 2008-10-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (against a red background):
A man being grabbed (interrupted mid-word): "CONGRATU-"
The man grabbing him by the collar, angry, with clenched teeth: "YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, JOHN! YOU. ARE. NOT. FUNNY."
Caption below the panel: Nobody seems to find the humor in my breakaway condoms.
Votey:
A hand-drawn product box. Top label reads: "NOVELTY CONDOMS". A starburst badge on the box reads: "MORON SPERM PRE-LOADED!"
A man being grabbed (interrupted mid-word): "CONGRATU-"
The man grabbing him by the collar, angry, with clenched teeth: "YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, JOHN! YOU. ARE. NOT. FUNNY."
Caption below the panel: Nobody seems to find the humor in my breakaway condoms.
Votey:
A hand-drawn product box. Top label reads: "NOVELTY CONDOMS". A starburst badge on the box reads: "MORON SPERM PRE-LOADED!"
Alt text
A man (named John, per the dialogue) is being grabbed by the collar by a furious man with teeth bared. John, cut off mid-word, manages only "CONGRATU-" while the angry man shouts, "YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, JOHN! YOU. ARE. NOT. FUNNY." The scene is set against a flat red background. A caption beneath reads: "Nobody seems to find the humor in my breakaway condoms." Votey (aftercomic): a crudely hand-drawn product box labeled "NOVELTY CONDOMS" with a starburst badge announcing "MORON SPERM PRE-LOADED!" — implying John's prank condoms are designed to break and come pre-filled, hence the unfunny consequences.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.