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2008-09-07

Original: 2008-09-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1: At a train station platform, a dark-haired woman stands waving toward a departing train. A red-haired man leans out reaching back toward her.
Woman: "DARLING! UNTIL I SEE YOU AGAIN, I LOVE YOU, AND BE SAFE!"
Man: "I WILL MY LOVE! I WILL!"

Panel 2: Close-up of the red-haired man's face, looking emotional/teary as he rides away on the train.

Panel 3: View from over the red-haired man's shoulder as the train pulls away from the platform. The dark-haired woman, now small in the distance, leans out and holds up a pink sign that reads "CONDOMS!"

Votey:
A hand holds up a box labeled "EXTRA LARGE".

Alt text

A four-panel comic at a train station. Panel 1: a dark-haired woman waves goodbye to a red-haired man leaning out of a departing train; she calls "Darling! Until I see you again, I love you, and be safe!" and he answers "I will my love! I will!" Panel 2: a teary close-up of the man's face as he rides off. Panel 3: from over the man's shoulder, the woman, now distant on the platform, holds up a pink sign reading "CONDOMS!" — revealing "be safe" meant safe sex, not just safe travels. Votey: a hand holds up a box labeled "EXTRA LARGE".

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.