2008-09-10
Original: 2008-09-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title (hand-lettered banner at top): LIFE WOULD BE BETTER IF IT CAME IN VIDEO GAME TITLES
The comic shows three mock video game box covers.
Game box 1 (blue, top left):
Tagline: FROZEN PIZZA FOR ONE...
Title: FINAL SHOWDOWN
Cover art: A balding man sits at a table with a fork, staring grimly at a whole pizza in front of him.
Game box 2 (purple, top right):
Tagline: MOM AND DAD INSIST THAT, NOW THAT YOU'RE 27, YOU SHOULD PAY RENT TO LIVE IN THE ATTIC:
Title: TURBO EDITION!
Cover art: A young man in a red shirt confronts an older couple. Speech bubble (young man): "FASCISTS!"
Game box 3 (dark red, bottom center):
Title: NEED TO MASTURBATE: DEFCON 5
Cover art: An anguished man with orange/red hair grimaces with a pained, desperate expression.
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch of a video game box cover.
Title: WEBCARTOONIST - THE SEQUEL TO - GUY WHO CAN'T DRAW
Cover art: A person seen from behind, hunched over a tablet/screen, drawing.
The comic shows three mock video game box covers.
Game box 1 (blue, top left):
Tagline: FROZEN PIZZA FOR ONE...
Title: FINAL SHOWDOWN
Cover art: A balding man sits at a table with a fork, staring grimly at a whole pizza in front of him.
Game box 2 (purple, top right):
Tagline: MOM AND DAD INSIST THAT, NOW THAT YOU'RE 27, YOU SHOULD PAY RENT TO LIVE IN THE ATTIC:
Title: TURBO EDITION!
Cover art: A young man in a red shirt confronts an older couple. Speech bubble (young man): "FASCISTS!"
Game box 3 (dark red, bottom center):
Title: NEED TO MASTURBATE: DEFCON 5
Cover art: An anguished man with orange/red hair grimaces with a pained, desperate expression.
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch of a video game box cover.
Title: WEBCARTOONIST - THE SEQUEL TO - GUY WHO CAN'T DRAW
Cover art: A person seen from behind, hunched over a tablet/screen, drawing.
Alt text
A comic titled "Life would be better if it came in video game titles," showing three mock video game box covers. Box 1 (blue): tagline "Frozen pizza for one..." with the title "Final Showdown," art of a grim balding man holding a fork before a whole pizza. Box 2 (purple): tagline "Mom and Dad insist that, now that you're 27, you should pay rent to live in the attic:" with title "Turbo Edition!", art of a young man in a red shirt yelling "Fascists!" at an older couple. Box 3 (dark red): title "Need to Masturbate: Defcon 5," art of an anguished orange-haired man with a desperate, pained expression. Votey: a black-and-white sketched game box titled "Webcartoonist - the sequel to - Guy Who Can't Draw," showing a person from behind hunched over a tablet, drawing.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.