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2008-09-09

Original: 2008-09-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with red/orange hair, wearing a teal jacket over a green shirt, gestures while speaking.
Man: IF YOU EVER NEED A COAT, YOU CAN GET ONE FOR FREE BY SAYING A HOMELESS GUY STOLE YOURS.

Caption (below panel): Ted failed to impress his date.

Votey:
A roughly sketched man speaks in a black-bordered panel.
Man: ANYWAY... SPARE SOME CHANGE?

Alt text

A red-haired man in a teal jacket leans in confidently and says, "If you ever need a coat, you can get one for free by saying a homeless guy stole yours." A caption beneath reads: "Ted failed to impress his date." In the votey, a crudely drawn man follows up by asking, "Anyway... spare some change?" — implying the man giving the smug coat-scam tip is himself homeless.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.