2008-09-03
Original: 2008-09-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Father (a man with red hair, green shirt): Son, now that you're getting a bit older, it's time I told you the truth about some things.
Son (a boy with brown hair): L-like Santa Claus?
Father: Grampa in a costume.
Son: The Tooth Fairy?
Father: Mom. While you were asleep.
Son: Unicorns?
Father: Racists.
Votey:
A unicorn's face fills the panel. A small figure at the left edge speaks.
Figure: Omigosh! Are you --
Unicorn: Fuck off, honky.
Father (a man with red hair, green shirt): Son, now that you're getting a bit older, it's time I told you the truth about some things.
Son (a boy with brown hair): L-like Santa Claus?
Father: Grampa in a costume.
Son: The Tooth Fairy?
Father: Mom. While you were asleep.
Son: Unicorns?
Father: Racists.
Votey:
A unicorn's face fills the panel. A small figure at the left edge speaks.
Figure: Omigosh! Are you --
Unicorn: Fuck off, honky.
Alt text
A father with red hair and a green shirt gently breaks comforting illusions to his young brown-haired son. Son: 'L-like Santa Claus?' Father: 'Grampa in a costume.' Son: 'The Tooth Fairy?' Father: 'Mom. While you were asleep.' Son: 'Unicorns?' Father: 'Racists.' Votey: A close-up of a unicorn's face. A small figure at the edge exclaims 'Omigosh! Are you --' and the unicorn cuts them off with 'Fuck off, honky.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.