2008-09-28
Original: 2008-09-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with messy gray hair, round blue-tinted glasses, and a white lab coat over a blue shirt stands in a doorway with both arms raised, palms out.
Man: IT'S OKAY! I'M AN ANTHROPOLOGIST!
Text below the panel (formatted like a journal citation and abstract):
Journal of Human Behavior - V.21, 192-193
C. Todderson, et al
The indigenous population of the women's restroom have a pathological opposition to science.
Introduction:
I am innocent!
Votey:
Caption bar: LATER
The same man, now drawn in a sparse black-and-white style, stands with arms raised again.
Man: IT'S OKAY, I'M A PERVERT!
A man with messy gray hair, round blue-tinted glasses, and a white lab coat over a blue shirt stands in a doorway with both arms raised, palms out.
Man: IT'S OKAY! I'M AN ANTHROPOLOGIST!
Text below the panel (formatted like a journal citation and abstract):
Journal of Human Behavior - V.21, 192-193
C. Todderson, et al
The indigenous population of the women's restroom have a pathological opposition to science.
Introduction:
I am innocent!
Votey:
Caption bar: LATER
The same man, now drawn in a sparse black-and-white style, stands with arms raised again.
Man: IT'S OKAY, I'M A PERVERT!
Alt text
A man with messy gray hair, round tinted glasses, and a white lab coat stands in a doorway with both arms raised, palms out, shouting 'IT'S OKAY! I'M AN ANTHROPOLOGIST!' Below the panel, text styled as an academic citation reads: 'Journal of Human Behavior - V.21, 192-193, C. Todderson, et al. The indigenous population of the women's restroom have a pathological opposition to science. Introduction: I am innocent!' implying he was caught in a women's restroom and is framing it as fieldwork. In the votey aftercomic, labeled 'LATER,' the same man stands in the same arms-raised pose but now shouts 'IT'S OKAY, I'M A PERVERT!' — having dropped the scientific pretense.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.